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Wednesday showed up carrying more than its share.

The koesister aunties are taking on city hall over R800k fines, a Los Angeles skater has rolled into Joburg on his way to Uganda, and Eskom just quietly clocked a full year without cutting our power. Three things worth knowing before your second cup.

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Now, back to Cape Town 👇

Today   22°C high  |  13°C low  |  S gusts to 24kph  |  12% cloud
Today's Headlines 3 reads

The City is threatening koesister and vetkoek home bakers in Hanover Park with fines of up to R800,000 for running unlicensed house shops. The City says it is not targeting home baking. The aunties say the notices disagree.

Los Angeles skater Jason Vanporppal has rolled into Johannesburg on a continent-crossing mission to fund a permanent skatepark in Uganda, having already skated Venice Beach to Times Square in 76 days. The GoFundMe is live if concrete dreams need a few more rands.

On 16 May, Eskom hit 365 consecutive days without load shedding, the first such streak since 2018 and R26.9 billion saved in diesel. Most of us have already forgotten where the candles live.

What To Do Today 5 plans
13:00
R110
Norval Foundation in Tokai is currently showing Brett Murray's four-decade "Wild Life" survey alongside Portia Zvavahera's deeply painted "Tanda rima." Two very different artists in the same building. R110 adults, free under 18, open until 17:00.
19:00
R75
The Shakespeare Schools Festival South Africa 2026 opens its Cape Town run tonight at the Baxter: 42 schools reworking the Bard into 30-minute productions. Some of the best live theatre in this city starts at R75.
20:00 The Killing of a Union Leader at the Artscape Arena is a drama about a strike, a crumbling dynasty, and the men who break things to hold onto power. Sharp and timely. R170 to R200.
20:00 Stirred Not Shaken returns to the Baxter Masambe: the sold-out one-woman show with Lynita Crofford, a cookbook, a martini, and five courses of reckoning. R140 to R180.
20:00 RISE '76: The Story of June 16th at the Baxter Studio marks the 50th anniversary of the Soweto Youth Uprising with historical fiction drawn from 40 real testimonies. Heavy, necessary theatre. R150 to R250.
Today's Hidden Gems 3 finds

The Iziko South African National Gallery sits in the Company's Garden and charges R50 for local adults. One of the most underused rooms in the city. Open until 17:00, permanent collection included.

Clarke's Bookshop on Long Street has been browseable since 1957: two floors of Africana, South African literature, and maps going back to the 1600s. Free to walk in. Very reliable cure for a Wednesday afternoon slump.

Zeitz MOCAA at the V&A Waterfront packs nine floors of contemporary African art into a converted grain silo. The architecture alone is worth the walk in. R220 adults, but it earns it.

Quote of the Day

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

Albert Camus, author

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